2018 Happy New Year Funny Quotes Messages

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Funny Happy New Year Quotes


“I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.”  Robert Clark
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” — Dave Beard
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”  P.J. O’Rourke
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” — Bill Vaughn
“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” — Jay Leno
“I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ”  Robert Clark
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. –Unknown

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald 
“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s.” — Henry Moore
2018 Happy New Year Funny Quotes Messages 2018 Happy New Year Funny Quotes Messages Reviewed by Pawan G on September 11, 2017 Rating: 5

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